People I wouldn't want to see as Strippers.

"Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world, and I, madame, am a professional".

-David Spade

-Short Mexican guys. (especially with a mustache!)

-Rosie O’ Donald

-Danny Devito

-Rapper Fat Joe

-Hugh Hefner

-Any sibling of mine

-Robert Pattinson

-Gucci Mane

-Steve Buscemi

-The heavyset chick in Glee

-Gabriel Igleasias

-Fergie

-Kevin, Phylis, Stanley, Dwight from the office

-Chevy Chase

-The other plump girl from Glee

-Robin Williams

-John Travolta

-Tom Hanks

-Nicholas Cage, currently

-Queen Latifah

-Marilyn Manson

-Courtney Love

-Steven Tyler

-Carrot Top

-Lyle Lovett